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disappointed-idealist:

[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)
hahahahha

disappointed-idealist:

[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)

hahahahha

@6 hours ago with 2324 notes
sisterwolf:

Lipstick + Snake

sisterwolf:

Lipstick + Snake

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ianbrooks:

Spongebob Homeless Pants by Paopao
You should never have left that pineapple at the bottom of the sea.

Artist: website (via: buzzfeed)

ianbrooks:

Spongebob Homeless Pants by Paopao

You should never have left that pineapple at the bottom of the sea.

Artist: website (via: buzzfeed)

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@22 hours ago with 83 notes

deadniggastorage:

sometimes I think I’m really fucked up but I really just need 2 change my contacts

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pollenies:

A pink Katydid. Usually grey, this is a 1 in 500 mutation. National Preserve, Beverley Shores, Indiana.

pollenies:

A pink Katydid. Usually grey, this is a 1 in 500 mutation. National Preserve, Beverley Shores, Indiana.

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mrkiki:

John Wesley Bus Stop in Downtown Iceland. 1985Acrylic on canvas72 x 84 inches. 182.9 x 213.4 cm
VIA

mrkiki:

John Wesley
Bus Stop in Downtown Iceland. 1985
Acrylic on canvas
72 x 84 inches. 182.9 x 213.4 cm

VIA

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wehatecollege:

goodnamesgone:

Mammatus clouds

fuckin cool

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